"Fascinating unicorn beasts of applied mathematics."
"Most of us could row our boat to the shore, but then we got out and were eaten by wolves."
"This baby should be as smooth as an ice sculpture."
"Look, it's a sweet little kitten that's furry and rubbing up against our leg that came inside because it's raining. Try to pet it. RAWR!"
"If we open the door and let E. coli in..."
"Try slam dancing an aircraft carrier."
"It's like a cannibalistic reactor... but we don't worry about that."
"I don't know why I can't every come with morally good examples."